lawyers & viagra
Q: What happens to lawyers when they take viagra? A: They get taller
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Viagra Jokes
Viagra confession
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.” The priest said: “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?” “Never Father, I’m Jewish.” “So then, why are you telling me?” responded the priest. “Hell! I’m telling…
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viagra nasal spray
Have you seen Viagra is coming out in a nasal spray? It’s for Dickheads.
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Viagra in the nursing home
Why do nurses at the nursing homes give the old men “Viagra” before bedtime? So they don’t roll out of bed.
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Interactive Viagra joke
Today’s joke is interactive and requires the use of Microsoft Word 97. 1) Go into Microsoft Word 97. Create a new sheet. 2) On the sheet, type the words “unable to find my Viagra” 3) Highlight the entire line you typed in. 4) Go to your menu bar. 5) Select Tools, Thesaurus. (Sometimes it is Tools, Language, Thesaurus) 6) Look what it says.
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Viagra and Doan’s Pills
What Happens when you take Viagra and Doan’s pills? You get a back that won’t peter out, and a peter that won’t back out!
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Half a Viagra
Two men were sitting on a park bench having a conversation. “You know,” the first man said to the other, “I only need to take half of a Viagra”. “Half of a Viagra?” the second man asked, “Why only half a Viagra?” The first man replied, “It’s not that I am really interested in sex. It’s just that I was tired of peeing on my shoes!”
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Diary of a Viagra Housewife
Day 1. Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to reenact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. Wussy. Day 2. Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He’s impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn’t he tell me something I don’t know! I mean, gimme a break. He’s been dysfunctional for so long that he…
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Viagra for Networks
We have recently invented a solution for the Network Administrator with a problem network. All He/She needs is our Viagra Diskette for Networks: It will “Keep It Up” at all times!
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Swallowing Viagra
Q: Why must you take a lot of water with Viagra? A: If it should get stuck in your throat you would get a stiff neck.
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