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Obama: Trump’s Wild Paracetamol-Autism Theory Is ‘Violence Against The Truth’

Obama: Trump’s Wild Paracetamol-Autism Theory Is ‘Violence Against The Truth’. Former President Obama has weighed in on his successor’s rather… unique claims. Apparently, the idea that a common painkiller (you know, the one branded Tylenol in the US, good old paracetamol!) somehow causes autism is so out there, it’s not just a fib, it’s ‘violence against the truth’ ?. Obama lamented that such claims not only undermine public health but could also ‘do harm to women’. One might wonder what…

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The Truth

Eve, in the Garden of Eden, called out to the skies, “Oh Lord, I have a problem.” And the Lord said, Whats the matter Eve?” “I know you created me and this beautful garden,” said Eve, “but I’m lonely and I’m sick of eating apples.” “Well, in that case,” replied the Almighty, “I will create a man for you.” “What’s a man?” asked Eve. “He’s a flawed creature with aggresive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to listen. But…

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The Truth Comes Out

A husband was coming out of anesthesia after a series of test in a hospital. His wife was sitting at his bedside, when his eyes fluttered open and he murmured, “You’re beautiful.” Flattered, the wife continued her vigil. Later the husband woke up again and said, “You’re cute.” “What happened to beautiful?” asked the wife. “The drugs are wearing off,” the husband replied.

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Truth about Snow White

Researchers have finally figured out the truth about Snow White after many years of study, and came to the conclusion that she was a prostitute and the seven dwarfs were just little midget pimps. Why else would they go around singing “Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it’s off to work we go” all the time?

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The truth according to God

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him. He inquired of God, “Where were you?” God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. “Look son, look what I’ve made”. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it?” God replied, “It’s a planet and I’ve put LIFE on it. I’ve named it Earth and there is a balance between everything on…

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The Truth About Cats and Dogs

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a God!

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