Train platform Jokes

Great Lay

A man was standing on a train platform seeing the train off, and he observed someone near him shouting at one of the departing passengers, “Goodbye! Your wife is a great lay! Your wife is a great lay!” He was stunned. After the train pulled away, he walked over to the man who’d been shouting and asked, ‘Exuse me, sir. Did I hear you correctly? Did you tell that man his wife is a great lay?’ The other man shrugged.…

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Glesga Wars

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF STAR WARS WAS SET IN GLASGOW? Chewbacca would look roughly the same except he’d only be about 5ft tall, from Blackhill and called Shug. He’d have the same amount of body hair but would also have tattoos, would permanently smell of drink and invariably sport a Rangers top. Obi-Wan Kenobi would invariably be referred to as Chief or Big Yin by his cohorts. People trying to start a fight with him would addess him as Wanky-Nobby.…

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