Tornadoes Jokes

Man and Woman

Women & Tornadoes

Question: How are women and tornadoes alike? Answer: They both blow like hell in the beginning and in the end they just take the house.

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Ethnic Cultural

Tips For Yankees 1.) Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it. 2.) If you forget a Southerner’s name, refer to him (or her) as Bubba. You have a 50% of being right. 3.) Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Stay home the two days of the year it snows. 4.) If you do run your car in a ditch, don’t panic. Four men…

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Politics

Clinton and Oklahoma City Tornado

I’m not sure if there is any truth to this, but it sure was funny. In anticipation of President Clinton’s visit to Oklahoma City, after tornadoes struck on May 3rd, one homeowner, whose home was destroyed, spray painted on what was left of his home, “HEY BILL, HOW’S THIS FOR A BLOW JOB?!” Before Clinton came, the Secret Service made him get rid of it.

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