Tight Shoes
A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk. “Well . . . they feel a bit tight,” replies the man. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the man’s feet. “Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth, he says.


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