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Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the…

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THINGS TO PONDER II

If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how does TEFLON stick to the pan? Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor, but you can’t drink and drive? If a cow laughs does milk come out it’s nose? Why do they put Braile dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

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