Tatter Jokes

The 3 potatoes.

3 female potatoes are having a chat because they are all getting married in the morning. The first potatoe says she is getting hitched to a King Edward, and the others go ‘oohhh nice. He will be loaded , and he is royal too.’ The second potatoe says, ‘well I am getting married to a Jersey Royal- we will be living in a mansion it will be dead posh’. Then the third potatoes says she is going to gat married…

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Kill, but Don’t Rob Me!

Hershel Ostropolier (a Jewish wit of the 17th century) is walking home one Friday afternoon, taking a shortcut through the forest. A bandit, brandishing a pistol, jumps out and says, “Give me your money or I’ll shoot you dead!” Hershel pleads with the man, “My wife will never believe that I’ve been robbed. She’ll think I just spent the money in a tavern. She’ll kill me if you don’t!” The robber replies, “That’s no difference to me. Give me your…

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