Tatoos Jokes

You might be a redneck if….

You might be a reneck if… -You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre. -You’ve ever spraypainted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass. -You’ve ever Christmas shopped at a truck stop. -You think heaven looks alot like Daytona, Florida. -You truly think God looks like Hank Williams Jr. -You go to a stockcar race and don’t nead a program. -Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show em your belt buckle. -Directions to your house include…

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A Visit to the Biker Bar

An old woman goes into a biker bar. She demands to talk to the leader. A tough-looking bearded biker stands up. “I wanna join your gang!” she says. The biker thinks for a second. “Do you have any tatoos?” he asks. “Sure,” as she bares her arm. “Hmmm, do you have a leather jacket?” “Out on my hog,” she says. “Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?” “No, but I’ve been swung around the room by my tits!”

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