Swordsman Jokes

The three greatest swordsmen were in a heated contest. The final challenge was to slice a fly released from a box. The first swordsman quickly sliced the fly in half. The second, not to be outdone, sliced the fly in thirds. The third contender apparently missed the fly, as it dropped down in the air and then flew away. A judge asked the third swordsman, “Why did you miss?” He replied, “I did not miss, Sir. That fly will no…

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There was a contest held in Japan, the contest was between three Ninjas from different countries. There was a Japanese Ninja, an American Ninja and a Trinidadian Ninja. The contest was who can chop flies the best. So the Japanese Ninja went first, the fly came flying about and in a flash the Japanese Ninja chopped the fly in half with one strike, the crowed went wild. The American Ninja went next and with great speed and skill the fly…

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