Sweaters Jokes

my wife is so cold !

.My wife is so cold……. … The mailman slipped on the front walkway. ..I turned off the air conditioner.! ..I leave the ice cream out ! ..Birds fly south ! ..Wolves put on sweaters! ..My backyard was declared the next site of the winter games! ..My attorney was hospitalized with frost-bite !! :)…sdl

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Whole Lotta Yo Mama

SO BIG Yo mama’s so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo. Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back. Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. Yo mama’s so big, she uses bowling…

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Grandmother’s Gift

Young Benjamin’s grandmother had given him two sweaters for his birthday. He had arranged to visit his grandmother that weekend and was agonizing over which of the two sweaters to wear. After what seemed like hours of deliberation, he chose one. On the appointed day, he put it on and went to visit his grandmother. She greeted him at the door, took one look at the sweater, and said, “So you didn’t like the other one?”

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