Yarn Swallowing Cat
Did you hear about that cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens!
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Swallow Jokes
Swallowing Viagra
Q: Why must you take a lot of water with Viagra? A: If it should get stuck in your throat you would get a stiff neck.
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High Sperm Count
How do you know a guy’s got a high sperm count? A. When his dates have to chew before swallowing.
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Trust Me, I’m a Doctor!
A few days before his proctologic exam, a one-eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for awhile, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it. Once he was in the doctor’s office, the man followed the doctor’s instructions, undressed and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man’s rear was that glass eye staring right back at him! Taken aback, the doctor said, “You know, you really must…
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Returning to Capistrano
Every March 19, without fail, the swallows come back to Capistrano. Ever wonder why? Maybe it’s to see the human tourists who, without fail, return to Capistrano every March 19.
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how deep is your love?
Q: What is the difference between love, true love, and showing off? A: spitting, swallowing, and gargling
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I’m A Believer!
A Scottish atheist was spending a quiet day fishing in the lake when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. It then opened its mouth waiting below to swallow them both. As the Scotsman sailed head over heels and started to fall towards the open jaws of the ferocious beast, he cried out, “Oh, my God! Help me!”…
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Pardon Me!
A flat-chested blonde wanted to have her breasts enlarged but she did not want to undergo surgery. So she consulted a witch doctor who gave her a pill to swallow. After swallowing the pill, the blonde was told by the witch doctor that what she had swallowed was a magic pill. Everytime a man would say the word ‘pardon’ to her, her breasts would grow an inch bigger. After leaving the office of the witch doctor, the blonde bumped into…
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True Tales
Two Michigan robbers charged into a Detroit music store, waving their guns. “Nobody moves!” one of the robbers ordered. The second robber then moved – and the first shot him in the head. A Turkish farmer was taken to the hospital with severe stomach pains. The doctor then discovered that he had ingested pesticide. The Doctor however noticed that it was in too small an amount to be suicidal. So he asked the Farmer why he did so. The farmer…
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LIKE, LOVE, HATE
What is the difference between like, love and hate? Spit, swallow, and bite.
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