Deadheads & stoners
Q: How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They just follow it around for 30 years thinking it’s still lit. Q: How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 20. One to hold the bulb, and 19 to huff until the room spins. Q: How many stoners does it take to tell a good joke? A: Um… I forgot
