Stoli Jokes

One Day at a Chinese Bar…..

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant to find at least a 20 minute wait. “Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?” asked the maitre’d. He goes into the bar and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.” The bartender stares at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, “Once upon time, dare were four rittow peegs…”

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Beware of Chinese Bartenders

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant to have dinner but the maitre’d informs him that there will be at least a twenty-minute wait. The maitre’d then asks the man, “Would you like to wait in the bar?” So the man goes into the bar and the bartender asks, “So what’ll it be?” The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.” The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, “Once upon time there…

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Claim Ticket

One day, George was cleaning out the attic and in one box, he found a claim ticket for a pair of shoes at the local shoe repair shop. What caught his attention was the date on the claim ticket which read June 30, 1989 – nearly ten years ago. Amused by his discovery, George went downstairs and showed the claim ticket to his wife Martha. Scrutinizing the piece of paper, Martha remarked, “Hmmm, I can’t recall if I had any…

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