Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
1. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 2. Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? 3. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 4. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”? 5.. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? 6. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do…
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It’s a dog eat dog world out there. And they’re short on napkins. Never trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Married people don’t live longer than single people. It just seems longer. Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse. Common Sense Isn’t. Sooner or later, EVERYONE stops smoking. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. The best way…
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Two stockbrokers went to lunch. One looked at the other and said, “Let’s relax while we eat and talk about something other than the market or any kind of business at all.” “Good idea, Sam. Let’s talk about women.” “OK…common or preferred???”
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t live there. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? (Jared: what do you think?) Whatever happened to preparations A through G? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? I went…
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