Stirrup Jokes

A Visit to the Gynecologist

A girl goes to the gynecologist for the first time. She’s up in the stirrups, and the doctor notices she’s trembling. He says “You’re nervous, aren’t you?” “Yes, it’s my first visit to a gynecologist.” “Would you like me to numb you down there?” “Oh yes, please!” He bends down, sticks his face between her legs and goes “Num num nummmm……”

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BLONDE COWGIRL

One day a blonde was horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started going too fast and bouncing out of control. The blonde tried with all her might to hang on but soon was thrown off. With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse would not stop or even slow down. Just as the blonde was about to give up hope…

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Horseback Riding

A blonde named Anna had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even…

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