Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Your Momma’s a lot like a Field Goal… She’s good!!! Your Momma’s a lot like 1-800-COLLECT, Fast, Easy, Cheap! Your Momma’s a lot like Sprint, 15 cents a minute! Your Momma’s a lot like Hostess Chips, She’s the stuff!!!
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1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the fountain. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack. 4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents. 5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream ‘MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!’ 6. Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD…
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Joe Sperm decided to get in shape, so when the big day came, he could be the one to find the egg. Every day, he ran long distance sprints, lifted weights, and anything else he thought would keep him in shape. The other sperm all laughed at him. Finally, the big day came. Joe was off like a flash, and very soon, the other sperm lost sight of him. They all thought they had lost, when suddenly they saw Joe…
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1. Your mama is like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country. 2. Your mama is so stupid, she peels M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies. 3. Your mama so stupid she thought 2pac Shakur was Jewish
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Classmates at college were lamenting the high cost of long distance phone service and debating the relative advantages of AT&T, MCI and Sprint. “I’ve found CTC to be the cheapest plan around,” offered one student. “CTC? I’ve never heard of them. Who are they?” “Oh, you know,” he responded. “Call Them Collect.”
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