Speedometer Jokes

1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. 2. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player. 3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later. 4. The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars. 5. AOL would sell the same model car year after year and…

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A joke told about my father, Officer Harold Padgett, who was a traffic cop at the time…… George had just gotten a brand new ten speed bike when he got the notion in his head that he was going to ride his new bike across the state. George hopped on his bike and peddled away toward this new adventure. Twenty miles down the road, George is huffing and puffing all the peddling, so he pulls into a gas to take…

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Jack: “I see you bought a new car. What’s the make?” Jill: “A Perndle.” Jack: “A what?” Jill: “A Perndle.” Jack: “I’ve never heard of a Perndle before.” Jill: “Me neither, but that’s what it says right over the steering wheel.” Jack: “It says WHAT over the steering wheel?” Jill: “The name of the car. It’s spelled out, right above the steering wheel, and right underneath the speedometer: P-R-N-D-L.”

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