Spaceship Jokes

A lady and an alien

One day a lady stopped at a gas station for gas. A few minutes later a spaceship landed and out came an alien and he started to pump fuel. The lady noticed the letters U.F.O. on the spaceship and asked the alien if U.F.O. stands for Unidentified Flying Object? The alien said no, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only.

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Funny from the Headlines

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked “intellectual leadership”. He received a $26 million severance package. With a Little Help from Our Friends! Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting pleas to come out and give himself up… …And What Was…

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UFO Cover-Up

There’s something everyone should know: On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM, an incident they say has been covered up by the military. On March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Al Gore was born. That clears up a lot of things.

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