Bloom is off the Rose
Why would you ever want to remarry an ex-spouse? It’s like finding some sour milk, putting it in the trash for a couple of days, and then wondering to yourself: “Gee, I wonder if it’ll taste any better now.”
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Sour milk Jokes
Whole Lotta Yo Mama
SO BIG Yo mama’s so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo. Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back. Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. Yo mama’s so big, she uses bowling…
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Marrying an Ex-Spouse
Why would you ever want to remarry an ex-spouse? It’s like finding some sour milk in your fridge, putting it in the trash for a couple of days, and then wondering, “Gee, I wonder if it’ll taste any better now.”
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Fifth Grade Science Opinions
1. The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom. 2. Mushrooms always grow in damp places, which is why they look like umbrellas. 3. The fours seasons are: salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. 4. The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana. 5. Thunder is a rich source of loudness. 6. Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun,…
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Yo mamma — THE LIST
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off…
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