Sour lemons Jokes

A woman walks into a confession booth and says, “Forgive me Father for I have sined.” “Whatever troubles you child?” said the Priest. The woman answered, “Last night, my boyfriend came over and we made passionate love five times.” The Priest thought for a moment, then replied, “Go home and suck the juice from five sour lemons.” “Then will I be forgiven?” asked the women. “No,” replied the Priest, “but it will take that big smile off your face.”

(0)
Loading...

Harry confessed to the priest, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned, I was with 7 different women last night.” The priest said, “Take seven lemons and eat them.” Harry said, “Will that cleanse me of my sins?” “No,” the priest replied. “But it will get that silly grin off of your face.”

(0)
Loading...