Son josh Jokes

Bushisms, pt 2

“I think we agree, the past is over.”?On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000 “It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it.”–Reuters, May 5, 2000 (Thanks to Allison Fansler.) GOV. BUSH: Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb?I haven’t told this to many people.…

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Kid’s Bible Stories

The following statements about the bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (ie bad spelling has been left in.) In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.…

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Sesame Seed Buns

I took my 4-year-old son, Josh, out to McDonald’s for dinner one evening for a “guy night.” As we were eating our hamburgers, Josh asked, “Daddy, what are these little things on the hamburger buns?” I responded that they were tiny seeds and were okay to eat. He was quiet for a couple of minutes, and I could tell he was in deep thought. Finally, Josh looked up and said, “Dad, if we go home and plant these seeds in…

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