skeleton
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop, please.”
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop, please.”
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no BODY to go with!!!!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn’t have any guts.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn’t have the balls to do it.
What did the father skeeton say to the son skeleton? ANSWER!!! I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat. I hadn’t considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, “I’m delivering him to my doctor’s office.” The other…
One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball. Jim excitedly calls…
Q:What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet? A:Last years hide-n-seek winner!
Off the seventh tee, Doug sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball. After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer he discovered that it was an eight iron in the hands of a skeleton. Doug called out to his friend, “Carl, I’ve got trouble down here!” “Whats the matter?” Carl asked…