Top Ten Excuses for Losing Your Homework
10. I ran out of toilet paper damnit! 9. I was flashed by the MiB and they took it, honest. 8. Clinton needed a speech for losing against Iran. 7. I lit my fart on fire and my homework got in the way. 6. Your pet humped it and I ain’t touching that. 5. My mom and dad were having sex, I had to watch. 4. Showgirls was on. 3. I had nothing to do and I ain’t doing homework.…
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