Scottish couple Jokes

A Scottish Couple

Mary and Jamie are courtin and Mary says to Jamie “Jamie would ya like to hold me hand?” Jamie says ” Oh, I would how’d you know” “I can tell by the look in yer eye” says Mary They walk a little bit further and Jamie turns to Mary and says ” Mary would you like it if I gave ya a wee kiss?” Jamie “Oh, I would how’d ya know?” Mary ” I can tell by the look in…

(0)
Loading...

Read JokeA Scottish Couple

Intensive Care Ward

A man was brought into the hospital care ward, put in a bed, had tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking, etc., for a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say: “Scottish.” The other signaled he had heard, raised his own hand and said: “Irish.” This act tired them out so badly…

(0)
Loading...

Read JokeIntensive Care Ward