Going Across America
One guy was driving to Sacramento, CA from New York at 120 mph, and another guy going to New York from Sacramento, CA at 130 mph. If they take the same route, where will they meet? In jail, because the speed limit is 70mph.
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One guy was driving to Sacramento, CA from New York at 120 mph, and another guy going to New York from Sacramento, CA at 130 mph. If they take the same route, where will they meet? In jail, because the speed limit is 70mph.
This is supposedly a TRUE story: On a San Francisco to LA shuttle flight, there was a 45 minute delay and all on-board passengers were “ticked”. Without warning, the plane made a stop in Sacramento. A flight attendant informed the passengers of the delay, and invited folks to exit the aircraft if they wished, advising that they should return in 30 minutes. All exited, except for one man who was blind and traveling with his guide dog, who was resting…