Rotten luck Jokes

Bad Day In Vegas

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas and she’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What should I do now?” A man standing next to her trying to calm her down suggests, “I don’t know… why don’t you play your age?” He walks away but moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table he’s just left. Maybe she’s won! He rushes back to…

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Car name acronyms

ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile AMC -All Makes Combined AMC -A Major Cost AMC -A Mutated Car AMC -A Moron’s Car AMC -Another Major Catastrophe AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench BMW -Beastly Monsterous Wonder BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder BMW -Barely Moving Wreck BMW -Big Money Waste BMW -Big Money. Why?…

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