The egg
If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a hill, which side does it roll down? Neither side. Roosters don’t lay eggs!
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Rooster Jokes - page 2
2 spinsters at the movies
One day this farm boy goes to town to buy a new rooster. While he is walking around town with his new rooster he sees a movie he would like to see, but he knows that they won’t let his rooster in . So he thinks, “I know, I’ll just put him in the bib of my overalls and they will just think I’m fat.” So he puts the rooster in his overalls, buys a ticket and goes in. Well,…
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Shaggy Chicken Story
My father was in the fertilised egg business when I was young. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and 8 or 10 roosters whose job was to fertilise the eggs. My uncle kept records and any rooster or pullet that didn’t perform well went into the pot and was replaced. Now this took an awful lot of time. So when my uncle saw a set of eight tiny bells that each rang a different tone he promptly bought…
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Official Baby Boomer Exam
OFFICIAL BABY BOOMER EXAM Answers below 1. “Kookie; Kookie. Lend me your ________________.” 2. The “battle cry” of the hippies in the sixties was “Turn on; tune in;________________.” 3. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, “Who was that masked man?” Invariably, someone would answer, “I don’t know, but he left this behind.” What did he leave behind?__________________ 4. Folk songs were played side by side with rock and…
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32 Fun Things To Do In Class
1. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points. 2. Sit in the front and color in your textbook. 3. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”. 4. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder. 5. Squint thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks. In the middle of the lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask if he was ever in an episode…
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The Jigsaw Puzzle
Ray gets a call from his blonde girlfriend Gloria. “I’ve got problem, Ray, and I need your help.” “What’s the trouble, Gloria?” replies Ray. “I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it’s too hard. None of it fits together and I can’t find any of the edge pieces.” “What’s it a picture of?” Ray asks. “It’s a big rooster,” says Gloria. “OK, I’ll come and have a look,” says Ray, so he drives to Gloria’s house. She leads him to the…
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Know Your Priorities
A farmer was munching on a cookie, as he watches the rooster chase a hen around. Playfully, the farmer throws a piece of cookie to the ground. Seeing it, the rooster stops chasing the hen and runs to the piece of cookie. The farmer shakes his head slowly and says, “Gosh, I hope I never get THAT hungry.”
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