Roman numerals Jokes

1) The Romans had no letter “U” in their alphabet. 2) The Romans used the letter “V” for “U.” 3) Using the Roman alphabet: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR becomes CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR. 4) Extracting the Roman numerals from CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR, we get C, V, V, L, D, I, V. 5) Substitute the decimal equivalents for the Roman numerals: C=100, V=5, L=50, D=500, I=1. 6) Add all decimal equivalents: C=100, V=5, V=5, L=50, D=500, I=1, V=5 7) The total of the…

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I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M’s (sent to me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people, celebrating the fact that the year 2000 is “MM” in Roman numerals), when I ran into a friend whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken (which is predictable, since as everyone knows, there’s no actual chicken in…

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1.) Start with the given: Cute purple dinosaur. 2.) Convert U’s to V’s (Which is proper latin anyway) Cvte pvrple dinosavr 3.) Take out all Roman numerals. C V V L D I V 4.) Convert them 100 5 5 50 500 1 5 5.) Add them up 100+5+5+50+500+1+5=666 Thus barney is SATAN!!!!

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