Riverbank Jokes

The 3 Perfect People

One day, not tooooo long ago, Hercules, Sleeping Beauty, and Wilt Chamberlain were arguing with each other on a riverbank. Hercules said he was the perfect person because he was the stongest on earth. Sleeping Beauty said she was because she was the most beautiful. Wilt said he was because he slept with the most women. So the 3 go to some Guru to ask who the perfect person was. Hercules said, “Ha! He said no one is perfect, but…

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There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks . . . Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river, and they hated each other. Every morning, just after sunrise, Rufus and Clarence would go down to their respective sides of the river and yell at each other. “RUFUS!!” Clarence would shout. “You better thank your lucky stars that I can’t swim . . . or I’d swim this river and whup your butt!!”…

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