Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Because of an anticipated voter-turnout much larger than originally expected, the polling facilities may not be able to handle the load all at once. Therefore, Republicans are asked to vote on Tuesday, November 7, and Democrats on Wednesday, November 8. Please pass this messagae along and help us to make sure that nobody gets left out.
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CLINTON TRAGEDIO AMERICANO (Program notes translated by Rodgers Wood) Cast of Characters: Bill Clinton, tenor – philandering President of the United States Hillary Rodham Clinton, soprano – his long-suffering wife Monica Lewinsky, soprano – a conniving little White House intern Ken Starr, basso – puritanical special prosecutor Henry Hyde, basso – a true believer congressman Linda Tripp, contralto – double-crossing friend of Monica’s Paula Jones, contralto – a wild woman from Arkansas Sam Donaldson, baritone – a television news reporter…
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Al Gore is out jogging one morning and notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, “What’s in the box, Kid?” The little boy says, “Kittens. They’re brand new kittens.” Al Gore laughs and says, “What kind of kittens are they?” “Democrats,” the child says. “Oh, that’s cute,” Al Gore says, and he runs off. A couple of days later, Al Gore is running with his buddy, Bill Clinton,…
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‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE IMPEACHMENT December 17, 1998 ‘Twas The Night Before Impeachment, when all through the House, All the Congress was stirring, even Conyers, the louse. The Articles were hung by the Capitol with care, In hopes that Saint Bubba would be trapped in the lair. The Republicans were nestled, all smug with The Feds, While visions of perjury danced in their heads. And Barr with his rhetoric and Hyde with his trap, Had just settled in for a…
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People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. Under Democrats, man exploits man. Under Republicans, it’s just the reverse. Today is the last day of your life, so far.
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Did you hear that the Republicans and the Democrats in Washington are contemplating passing a bill that balances the budget? It may not be funny, but it sure is a joke!
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My grandson was telling me that he and his three playmates attended different churches. Then he added, “It really doesn’t matter if we go to different churches, does it, Grandma, as long as we’re all Republicans?” A new neighbor asked the little girl next door if she had any brothers and sisters. She replied, “No, I’m the lonely child.” My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” I mentally…
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You know why Gerald R. Ford became ill, shortly after leaving the Republican convention? Being around THAT many Republicans at one time, is enough to make ANYONE sick! And there is ONE “positive note” for George W. Bush in picking Mr. Cheney to be his running mate: For the first time ever in his life, George W. will have a DICK….
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All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead. Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells necessary to develop a male’s reproductive organs have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female. Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the communications…
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