Pukes Jokes

50 Ways to Kill Bin Ladin (As sung by “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” with apologies to Paul Simon) The problem is all inside his head it seems to me; The answer is easy if you strike him methodically. We need to get him in our struggle to be free; There must be 50 ways to get Bin Ladin. Bush said ?It?s really not my habit to use nukes. Except now, I?m really pissed off at those Islamic nut-head…

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A man enters a cafe and sits down. He notices that the special of the day is chili. When the waitress comes to take his order he says, “I would like a bowl of chili.” “I’m sorry, the gentleman next to you got the last bowl,” says the waitress. “I’ll just have coffee then,” the man says. After a while, he notices that the guy next to him is finishing a rather large meal and the chili is still there.…

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