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What did the priest say when he saw mosquitoes in church? Let us spray. Why did the witches stop work? Because they needed to rest a spell. Why are people fatter In the morrning? They are WIDE awake. What shape is an empty parrot cage? A polygon What would a lawyer do if his wife pushes him down the tollet? Sewer Where do you buy rude T-shirts? The menSWEAR department What type of cowboy lends money? A lone (loan) ranger…

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1: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block! 2: What do you say to a blonde that won’t give in? “Have another beer.” 3: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? “Daddy! I want to go to Miami 4: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street. They spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it? Nobody. The first four don’t exist and the…

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One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goes looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with this huge knot on his head and the golf ball lying right beside him. “Goodness,” says the golfer then proceeds to revive the poor little guy. Upon awakening, the little guy says,…

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