Getting Pregnant…
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?” “Certainly,” replies the doctor. “Where do you think lawyers come from?”
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Pregnant woman Jokes
Perfect Woman … Almost
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that as his mission, he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter, he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission…
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The lightbulb and the Pregnanant woman
Q: What is the differance between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb
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Helpful Man
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn’t usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help. As he is hooking his truck to her car he says, “You know, you are the first pregnant woman I’ve ever helped out of a ditch”. “But I’m not pregnant,” she says. “Well you’re not out of the ditch…
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woops!!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb!
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Different
Q: How are a lightbulb and a pregnant woman different? A: You can unscrew a lightbulb!
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Two More on the Way!
Already the mother of two rambunctious boys, a pregnant woman was not looking forward to having a third child to look after. Her husband, however, was thrilled when the doctor announced they were going to have twins this time. He told his wife that she should start thinking of names. “Well, let’s see,” she said. “We already have Adolph and Rudolph. How about Getoff and Stayoff?”
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How I Did It
A young lady had just visited her doctor, and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for ten years and had wanted a baby very badly. As she sat on the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share her good news with someone. The farmer sitting next to her seemed as good as anyone to share the good news with. “Sir,” she said, “I just received the best news…
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Congratulations, it’s a Lawyer!
How can a pregnant woman tell that she’s carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.
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Powerful Liquid
A boy was sitting on his front steps one day, holding a bottle of turpentine. His father had told him to stay away from it, that it was Powerful liquid. He couldn’t resist and had experimented with it all afternoon. The boy was deep in thought, when on the sidewalk, a Priest happened to be walking by. “What do you have there, son?” the priest asked. The boy replied, “I got the most powerful liquid in the world in this…
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