Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
The other day I was on my way home from work when the most remarkable thing happened! Traffic was heavy as usual, and as I sat there at a red light, out of nowhere, a bird slammed into my windshield. If that wasn’t bad enough, the poor creature got its wing stuck under my windshield wiper. Just then the light turned green, and there I was with a deceased bird stuck on my windshield. Without any other apparent options, turning…
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A well-dressed matron swathed in a beautiful leopard fur coat was accosted by a screaming animal activist who yelled, “And what poor creature had to die so you could have that fur coat??” The woman replied, “My aunt in Cleveland.”
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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside, except for a pet dog he doted on. The dog finally died, and Muldoon went to the local Methodist minister saying, “Pastor, my dog just died. Could you possibly have a wee service for the poor creature?” Pastor Patrick told the farmer, “No, we can’t have services for an animal in the church, but I’ll tell you what. There’s one of those new denominations down the road aways, and no telling…
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Problem Flow Chart 1. Does it work? 2. If “Yes” go to 4. 3. If “No” go to 6. 4. Leave it alone. Do not touch it. Go to 5. 5. No problem. 6. Did you touch it? 7. If “Yes” go to 9. 8. If “No” go to 10 9. YOU IDIOT!!! Go to 13. 10. Will you get into trouble? 11. If “Yes” go to 18. 12. If “No” go to 16. 13. Does anyone else know? 14.…
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