Blondes in a Pool
Q: What do you call 4 blondes at the bottom of a swimming pool? A: Air Bubbles
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Pool Jokes
Mommy, mommy …a pool
“Mommy, mommy, I don’t want a pool no more.” The mother answers, “Shut up and keep spitting!”
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Pool Table
Q: Why are pool tables always green and blue? A: You would be too if you got your balls racked all the time!
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Don’t pee in the pool
A guy was staying in a fancy hotel and was enjoying the pool when the manager told him quite bluntly to get out. When asked for the reason, the manager said, “Because you peed in the pool.” “Well,” replied the swimmer, “lots of people do that.” “True,” answered the manager, “but you did it from the diving board.”
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pool playing monkey
One day a man and his monkey walk into a bar. The Bartender says “Let the monkey down to play.” The man says “No, Cause I’m afraid he’ll mess something up.” The Bartender says “it’ll be alright.” So the man lets the monkey down, The monkey runs and jumps on the pool table and swallows the Q-ball. The mans says “I told you he’d mess something up.” So the man picks up the monkey and leaves the bar. The next…
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Unlikely Carpool Candidate
An employment interviewer for a big company in Atlanta was talking to an attractive, young woman applying for a job. Looking over the application form, the interviewer noticed that the girl had not answered one important question concerning transportation to and from work. “What about your bus line?” the interviewer asked her. “I must have overlooked that one,” came her reply. “It’s 36C.”
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Saturday morning, Phil arrives at the club for a golf date when he remembers that he forgot to let his wife know that Sears is delivering the new couch around noon. He picks up the phone in the lounge and calls home. “Hello”, says a little girl’s voice. “Hi, honey, it’s Daddy. Can I speak to Mommy please.” “No, Daddy, she’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Ted. This stops Phil for a moment. “Sweetie, you don’t have an Uncle…
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a.. Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS? b.. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! c.. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole d.. 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? e.. Your gene pool needs a little chlorine. f.. You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! g.. DON’T PISS ME OFF!!!!!! I’m running out of…
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Elephant Q&A
Do you know how to pass an elephant under the door? Put him in an envelope… What if it doesn’t fit? Take off the seal… How do you hide an elephant in an strawberry field? Paint his nails red… How do you make an elephant not pass by the door? Make a knot in his tail… How do you know that there is an elephant in the pool? There is a round pair of shoes beside the pool… How does…
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