Poo Jokes

Poor Jim

Setting: A doctor and another man are standing over a bandaged man in a hospital bed talking. “So Doc, it was like this. Me and Jim were walking down this dirt road and all of a sudden we see this giant gorilla just laying there.” “The last thing out of Jim’s mouth was: ‘I wonder if it’s dead, or just asleep.’”

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Is that a spoon in your pocket…

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd, but I dismissed it as a random thing until our busboy came with water & tableware; he, too, sported a spoon in his breast-pocket. I looked around the room, and all the waiters, waitresses, busboys, etc., had spoons in their pockets. When our waiter returned to take our…

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Poor Hillary

Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a complete physical, only to discover that she is pregnant. She is furious and can’t believe this has happened, when she is running for the Senate, too!!! She calls the White House and gets Bill on the phone and immediately begins to berate him, screaming, “I just found out I’m 5 weeks PREGNANT, and it is all YOUR fault!!! How could you have let this HAPPEN? With…

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