A moment in the life of a Pollack…
Joe asked his friend Jack to stand in front of his car and tell him if his directional blinker lights were working. Watching ever so cautiously, Jack replied, “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no!”
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Pollack Jokes
Woo Woo Woo!
There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking in the desert together, when suddenly one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave. Then, he hollered into the cave, “Woo! Woo! Woo! A moment later, the Indian heard a response, “Woo! Woo! Woo!” so he tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The puzzled Polish fellow asked the other Indian what that was all about, and the Indian replied,…
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In the Garden of Eden…
Did you know that Adam was a Pollack? Who else would stand beside a naked woman in the Garden of Eden and eat an apple?
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A Polish Funny (It’s okay, I’m Polish!!!)
A man was in a bar and began to tell a joke. His first words were “There was this dumb Pollack. . .” when he was interrupted by the bartender, who was enormous. “Wait a minute,” said the barkeep, “I’M Polish. See that huge guy by the door? HE’S Polish. And see that other guy down there? HE’S Polish. Now, are you sure you want to tell this joke?” “Heck, no,” the man exclaimed. “I’d have to explain it three…
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Cranky Mean Old Lady
A man walks into a store and heads straight for the counter. He orders a Polish sausage sandwich from the old lady behind the counter.. However she just stands there and says, “You must be a really dumb Pollack.” “I can’t believe you’ve made that ethnic remark! If a Jew comes in here and orders a kosher sandwich, will you call him a dumb Jew?” “Of course,” says the cranky old lady. “If an Italian walks in here and orders…
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