Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extra-ordinary skill. “That is a very smart dog,” the man commented. “He’s really not so smart,” said one of the players. “Every time he gets a good hand . . . he wags his tail!”
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One day in Sicily, the three little pigs were outside playing cards when all of a sudden the big bad wolf comes along. The three pigs scurry around and start building houses to protect themselves from the wolf. The first pig builds a house of straw. The wolf spots the house and he huffs and he puffs and he blows the house down. The pig escapes and runs over to Pig #2?s house made out of wood. Along comes the…
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These four ladies were playing cards one Monday, and the 91-year-old lady said, “I am getting bored. I think I will get a job.” Well, the other three ladies started laughing and said,”Where do you think you could find a job?” She replied, “I don’t know, but I am going to try.” A week went by, and they were playing cards again. The little 91-year-old lady said, “Well, I got a job.” The others again started laughing and asked, “Where…
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The following is from an ACTUAL 1950’s Home Economics textbook for High School girls, teaching them how to prepare for married life. 1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal – on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the propects of a good meal are part of the…
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I think a Democrat must have made up the Florida Election Ballots. Of course, we must understand the Democrats court the minorities who can’t read, write, think, or punch a hole at the end of an arrow. As for the seniors, it bothers me that they had a problem, because they have no problems when it comes to playing 15 bingo cards at a time. By the way, that Bill Daily is a beaut — he comes from Chicago where…
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