Pinky Jokes

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas in Brooklyn

‘Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin’, Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla. When up on da roof I heard somethin’ pound, I sprung to da window, To scream, “YO! Keep it down!” When what to my Wanderin’ eyes should appear, But da Don of all elfs, And eight friggin’ reindeer! Wit’ slicked back black hair, And a silk red suit, don Christopher wuz here, And he brought da loot!…

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3 Blonde Q&As

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that there was a wet t-shirt contest? A: She brought all her dirty laundry. Q: What did the blonde say when she heard that her friend had died? A: What color? Q: How do you make a blonde go deaf? A: Put a nail on the end of her pinky.

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Hello, little boy

(This joke is very visual) One day a young boy was walking to school. He cut through an alley where he met a hooker. “Hello little boy.” said the hooker as she waved her pinky finger at him. ‘What’s up with the pinky?’ thought the boy. After school the boy went back through the alley and the hooker was back again. “Hello little boy,” she said and waved at him with her pinky finger. ‘Again with the pinky, what’s up…

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