Blondes & Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles? A: They keep getting their heads stuck in the jar.
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles? A: They keep getting their heads stuck in the jar.
Q. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A BLONDE WAS IN YOUR FRIDGE? A. THERE IS LIPSTICK ON THE PICKLES.
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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn’t eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf. Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven’t even finished your Grandmother yet. Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts. Shut up and eat what’s put in front of you. Mommy, Mommy! What’s an Oedipus complex? Shut up and kiss me! Mommy, Mommy! What’s for dinner? Shut up and get back in the…
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