Sliced pepperoni?
One day a gay guy walks into a deli and asks for five pounds of pepperoni. The deli clerk asked, “How thin would you like that sliced?” The gay guy replied, “What do you think my ass is, a slot machine?”
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Last meal
Three prisoners are captured in the war, and are about to be executed. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal. The Italian asks for a Pepperoni Pizza, which he is served and then he`s taken away. The Frenchmen requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served and then is also taken away. The American requests a plate of strawberries. The captors are suprised and reply “STRAWBERRIES?” “Yes, Strawberries.” “But they are out of season!” “I`ll…
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