Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
SOUTHERN SAYINGS….. 1. “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” 2. “It’s been hotter’n a goat’s butt in a pepper patch.” 3. “He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.” 4. “Have a cup of coffee, it’s already been ‘saucered and blowed.’” 5. “She’s so stuck up, she’d drown in a rainstorm.” 6. “It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.” 7. “My cow died last night so I don’t…
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“This is to hep yu’all who don’t have the plesur of livin in the sunny South, which is sometimes covered in ice! Those who do, will wunder why these wus ever wrote down in the furst place.” Sayings in the South: “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. “It’s been hotter’n a goat’s butt in a pepper patch.” “Have a cup of coffee, it’s already ‘saucered and blowed.” “It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.” “My…
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Exclamations: “Well, knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” “Ahm fixin ta do that” Threats: “I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.” “This’ll jar your preserves.” “Don’t you be makin’ me open up uh can uh whup-ass on ya!” Good Things/Compliments: “Cute as a sack full of puppies” “If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoyit.” “Gooder’n grits” The Weather:…
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