Peeping Tom
What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and a person who just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey; the other is nude and rosey.
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What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and a person who just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey; the other is nude and rosey.
Why are men like lawn mowers? If you’re not pushing one around, then you’re riding it. Why is a hard man good to find? You don’t have to stay up half the night massaging his ego. How is an ex-husband like an inflamed appendix? It caused you a lot of pain, and after it was removed you found out you didn’t need it anyway. What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run or don’t fit right…
Q: What’s the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A: A pick pocket snatches watches while a peeping Tom watches snatches.
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