Peach Jokes - page 2

Around the time the Clinton impeachment hearings were under way, I was taking a political science class at a community college. One of our assignments was to prepare a speech on anything related to the presidency. I’ll never forget when a Japanese student went to the front of the class to deliver his speech: “My speech today is on the Presidential erection process.” The whole class was cracking up throughout the whole speech because of phrases like “the president’s wife…

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I did not do it in a car I did not do it in a bar I did not do it in the dark I did not do it in the park I did not do it on a date I did not ever fornicate I did not do it at a dance I did not do it in her pants I did not get beyond first base I did not do it in her face I never did it…

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Mr Starr: I am Starr. Starr I are. I’m a brilliant barri-star. I’m here to ask, as you’ll soon see, Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky? Did you grope her in your house? Did you grope beneath her blouse? Did she give you gifts and ties? And were you spied by prying eyes? Mr Clinton: I did not do that here or there! I did not do that anywhere! I did not do that in a chair! I went not near…

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Ben & Jerry’s new presidential flavors: THE FLAVORS Double Nut Joy Impeach-Mint Subpoenas ‘n’ Cream Chubby Cheatin’ Hubby Candy Pants Chilly Hillbilly Pants-offio Pistachio Horny Bubba Crunch Arkansas Peach Subpoena Butter Cup Peppermint Fatty Captain Cream Tubby Bubba Hillary Chiller Fundraising Coffee Oval Office Surprise Arkansas Smoothie Subpoena Colada Hyperactive Nuts Scandalberry

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Monica was called to testify in the Clinton Impeachment Trial — the Senators wanted a blow by blow account of what happened in the Oval Office.

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1. Impeach-Mint 2. Candy Pants 3. Hyperactive Nuts 4. Chilly Hillbilly Vanilly 5. Pantsachio 6. Subpoena Colada 7. Horny Bubba Crunch 8. Peppermint Fattie 9. Captain Cream 10. Draft-Dodging-Pot-Smoking-Intern-Nailing Raspberry Swirl

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Q. Why is Bill Clinton so reluctant to decide the fate of Elian Gonzalez? A. Because last time he made a decision about where to put a Cuban, he was almost impeached.

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If the DNA test on Monica Lewinsky’s dress shows the stain to be fruit juice, does that mean that President Clinton can be imPEACHed?

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