Pacifier Jokes

2 gay guys have a baby

There are these two gay guys and they really want to have a baby together, so they go out looking and finally find a woman to bear their child for them… well after the baby’s born they go to the nursery where they keep the newborns and all the babies are screaming!! …but then they see one little boy off to the side and he’s really calm. They say, “Well that must be ours, he’s just so precious!” they then…

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young rape

A little boy and a little girl are lying down a a crib together when suddenly the little girl turns and starts screaming “RAPE, RAPE, HELP ME I’M BEING RAPED” at this the little boy turns and says, “Shut up you just rolled over on my pacifier.”

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