Fox or a Dog???
Q. What is the difference between a Fox and a Dog? A. About 5 drinks!
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Shoebox in the Cupboard
This priest is rusing around the house looking for his white collar before church. While looking in the linen cupboard he finds this shoebox, when he opens it he finds 3 eggs and $100. The next day he asks his wife what it was all about. She replies, “I didn’t want to tell you before because I didn’t want to hurt your feelings.” The priest starts wondering what it can possibly be that would hurt his feelings, and the wife…
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panties and boxers
A man and women get into their hotel room in which they will stay for their honey moon. The man looks at his wife, drops his pants, and throws his boxers at her. Man – “Put those on!” Woman – “I can’t wear these!” Man – “That’s right…and don’t you forget!” The woman slips off her silk panties and throws them at her husband. Woman – “Put on those!” Man holds up the skimpy little panties…and says Man – “I…
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The Top 50 Oxymorons
50. Act Naturally 49. Found Missing 48. Resident Alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine Imitation 45. Airline Food 44. Good Grief 43. Same Difference 42. Almost Exactly 41. Government Organization 40. Sanitary Landfill 39. Alone Together 38. Legally Drunk 37. Silent Scream 36. British Fashion 35. Living Dead 34. Small Crowd 33. Business Ethics 32. Soft Rock 31. Butt Head 30. Military Intelligence 29. Software Documentation 28. New York Culture 27. New Classics 26. Sweet Sorrow 25. Childproof 24. “Now,…
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Box of Kittens
Al Gore is out jogging one morning and notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, “What’s in the box, Kid?” The little boy says, “Kittens. They’re brand new kittens.” Al Gore laughs and says, “What kind of kittens are they?” “Democrats,” the child says. “Oh, that’s cute,” Al Gore says, and he runs off. A couple of days later, Al Gore is running with his buddy, Bill Clinton,…
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Boxers or Briefs?
Q: Do old men wear boxers or briefs? A: Depends!
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The Proxy Father
The Smiths had tried for years to have a child, and not having had any luck, they decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon”. Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the bell, hoping to make a sale. “Good morning madam. You don’t know me but I’ve come…
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blonde&boxer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde & a boxer? A: A boxer stands up to get knocked down, and a blonde lies down to get knocked up!
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THE ORTHODOX RABBI
Debra, a beautiful Jewish girl was raised in a Strictly Orthodox home. She became engaged to Richard, a Gentile boy who agreed to convert to Judaism and to be married in the temple of Debbie’s parents. Richard had so many questions about the forthcoming ceremony that Debbie arranged for him to meet Rabbi Schiller who would be performing the marriage. “I’d like Mom and Dad to be seated right down front with all my sisters,” said Richard. “Oh no”, said…
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An Obnoxious Dinner Guest
At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. He was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: “Is this pig?” Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: “Which end of the fork are you referring to?”
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