Obstetrician Jokes

Just a Formality

A young man said to his girlfriend’s father, “I realize that this is only a formality, but would you mind me marrying your daughter?” “Who says it’s ONLY A FORMALITY?” asked the father angrily. “Her obstetrician!” replied the young man.

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Husband Wants to Know

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician’s office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, “My husband wants me to ask you . . .” “I know, I know,” the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in your pregnancy.” “No, that’s not it at all, Brenda confessed. “He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.”

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