Nonsmoking area Jokes

Sign on an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Sign in a nonsmoking area: “If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.” Sign on a fence: “All salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”

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These are supposedly actual signs. You be the judge. Whether or not they are real, they sure are funny! In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.” On an electrician’s truck, “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a radiator repair shop, “Best place in town to take a leak.” In a nonsmoking area, “If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.” On a maternity room door, “Push, Push,…

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