Knitting
A lady was riding a bicycle without holding the handlebars, and she was knitting at the same time. Soon she was noticed by a policeman. He took a megaphone and shouted: “Pull over!” “No, socks.” – was the answer.
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A lady was riding a bicycle without holding the handlebars, and she was knitting at the same time. Soon she was noticed by a policeman. He took a megaphone and shouted: “Pull over!” “No, socks.” – was the answer.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULLOVER!” “NO,” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!” ++++++++++ The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something…