Navy officer Jokes

An Air Force officer and a Navy officer go into a bathroom. They both urinate, and the Air Force guy starts to walk out. The Navy guy says, “You know, in the Navy, they teach us to wash our hans after taking a pis.” The Air Force guy says, “In the Air Force, they teach us not to pis on our hands.”

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A Navy Admiral, a Marine General and an Army General were having some drinks at the officer’s club in a major military base. After a few rounds of iced tea, the Navy Admiral boasted, “You know, the Navy has the bravest fighting men ever to serve in the Armed Forces. I can prove it to you all.” Before the others could protest, the Admiral proceeded to phone his headquarter and asked for the best Navy Seal in his command to…

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